Jobs R Us: According to this story, Nevada is one of the top seven states with the most new jobs on the horizon. I’m sorry, I just laughed so hard that my coffee came out my nose. The premise is that each of the seven states in this list will have job growth of more than 2 percent in the next year. (We’re getting excited about 2 percent growth now?) Industries that are prime to expand, according to the AOL story, include hospitality, education, and business professional. It’s going to be a neat trick to see growth in education jobs when our state has cut funding to every form of education. I’m also keen to see how we will have growth in the professional business sector, when businesses routinely pass on moving to Nevada because of our high drop-out rate, low rate of college graduates, and a K-12 education system ranked dead last in the nation (more on that here). But I suppose this article could prove right. I mean, Nevada has to hit bottom at some point. So perhaps we should take this story as a sign that things can’t get any worse. So, I think the step after hitting bottom is admitting you need help. Who wants to tell Sandoval?“Many of your fans are opposed to such a view and feel it has no place in a sport that is strictly for pride, entertainment, and excitement.” Holy fucking shitballs. Did you seriously just say that…? Have you not heard of Kenny Washington? Jackie Robinson? As recently as 1962 the NFL still had segregation, which was only done away with by brave athletes and coaches daring to speak their mind and do the right thing, and you’re going to say that political views have “no place in a sport”? I can’t even begin to fathom the cognitive dissonance that must be coursing through your rapidly addled mind right now; the mental gymnastics your brain has to tortuously contort itself through to make such a preposterous statement are surely worthy of an Olympic gold medal (the Russian judge gives you a 10 for “beautiful oppressionism”).