Mitt Romney is a Douchebag: And I mean douchebag with a capital D all the way. First we have his “Anglo-saxon” heritage comment in which he tries to somehow say that as president he would establish better relations with England because of our two countries shared whitey-mcwhiteyness. But without, you know, coming right out and saying that. I guess that’s his version of subconsciously reminding us that President Barrack Obama is black. In case you forgot. Then we have this little thing that happened in Israel wherein Mitt says some completely racist bullshit, insulting an entire culture and people. I mean, the guy is either the biggest embodiment of the racist archetype, aka The Man, or he is the very embodiment of being obtuse. Or both. You know what, he’s just a motherfuckingcocksucker.